I don't know why but lately I've been having this impending feeling of doom, as if something soon will explode, big time, and hit me straight in the face and I wouldn't know where to go.

So-so noodle bowl has a best friend named ditzy noodle bowl who one day met jerk noodle bowl. They became fast friends. They started a relationship.

I will vent. 

"Oh fuckaroo, where is that continuity erection!!" 

So after my exams last week I did blah blah blah then went to blah blah blah. 

I have a lot of out takes when I take pictures, more than the final products.

This was a picture of my breakfast. The first picture here is the final product.

So originally I had wanted to take a picture of the milk making a big splash on the cereal and capture the movement. It didn't work out, I would have redone it but I didn't feel like having ten bowls of cereal that day just so I could get it right. Ah well. Next time I will angle the camera properly and use a tripod. (I was in a hurry while doing this, I really hadn't planned on doing a proper shoot.)

I don't know how I'm going to survive this week.

I love noodles. Especially Pad Thai. 

Tonight I just discovered that a bunch of people I know have blogs as well. This does not work well for me because as much as I like sharing my thoughts to people I know, if they ever find this blog I'm screwed.

The recent trend of the term ‘that’s what she said’ could be heard uttered from the lips of men (or rather, immature boys with dirty minds) and is the most versatile joke out there next to ‘yo mama’ jokes. It has sexual innuendos attached to it and could be said after phrases such as “Make sure it’s long enough” and “I think we can fit in with the rest of them”.  However, not everyone appreciates the quick acting, brilliant wit and mastermind often needed to catch such phrases. Such reasons then will be explored and discussed within the next several paragraphs.

Reason one:
The person on the receiving end of such a brilliant joke happens to be a female. There is nothing wrong with females (being one myself). However, unlike their male counterparts, females tend to be more cultured and polite. Passes such as ‘that’s what she said’ after her saying, “Wow, that was hard” about a test would usually result with either a quizzical look or a baffled one (sometimes both). Females learn quickly and after having been exposed to several of these passes from dirty minded male friends, they will make them feel better with uneasy, polite laughter. Be forewarned: not all females will politely laugh at ‘that’s what she said’ jokes, some will actually go out of their way to avoid you altogether. In rare cases, the female will actually begin say such a vulgar pass herself, which in turn will make her male friends produce quizzical and baffled looks while saying “I didn’t know girls said that.”

Reason two:
Though it might be hard to imagine such a thing, there are people out there without a trace and hint of humor in their bones and will take everything literally. In such cases as these, run far away because you have just had the misfortune of running into a boring person. It is better to say ‘that’s what she said’ to a female friend and have her go out of the way to avoid you than it is to say it to a boring person because the joke does not wither and die away as pathetically. Females produce a reaction of disgust, which men usually take delight in (one of the reasons this joke has not yet died out). However, with a boring person the joke could be seen sadly withering away to its unlaughed grave. Though boring people are quite uncomplicated themselves, they can be grouped into several categories:  The cynical bore, the timid bore, and the computer/life science/u of t nerd bore. These people take themselves too seriously to laugh, even in the presence of a brilliant joke.

Reason three:
Although ‘that’s what she said’ is a beautiful phrase that has spread joy to many it must be said with caution. The most important reason that a person would not laugh at a ‘that’s what she said’ joke is because you have just offended that person. This can occur very easily if you are not careful, especially to a boring person. (The only time a boring person will cease to be boring is when they are angered and offended). Note: once you’ve offended a person with a ‘that’s what she said’ joke it cannot be undone with another ‘that’s what she said joke’.  

The conclusion of this enlightening essay will begin with a warning: Though ‘that’s what she said’ jokes are fantastic within themselves they are not to be overused. Overusing them would be saying them after everything a person has said, thus making the person on the receiving end hate ‘that’s what she said’ jokes. That is not the purpose of this beloved phrase. As well, this phrase must be said within context. It cannot be said after such phrases such as “I just ate a whole pizza” or “I did well on that exam” because there are no sexual innuendo’s attached to it. So enjoy and keep these reasons in mind while spreading the love.

That’s what she said. 

Today I will tell you a story about the confused Noodle Bowl.

What just happened? 

To my favourite Chocolate Lamp !!!

that things always fall on my lap when I least expect it?

I made this blog because I got an email asking me to view Chocolate Lamp's blog. That's it. I never wanted to post anything. I never even wanted a blog because whenever I have a blog I obsess over it and I get caught up talking about myself. 

For my future Noodle Bowl,

says hi ya'll.